Google humor from the Onion

(...)"Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. "Soon, it will be." (...) As a part of Purge's first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google. (...)"Thanks to Google Purge, you'll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art, and music."(...) - Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index In The Onion