Silly Season (VI)

"Goodness Gracious Me" [Rings on a door] The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Hello, do you want to be a Hindu? Woman: Yes, I have always wanted to become a Hindu. The Guru Maharishi Yogi: Well, you can't! Have a nice day! Butler: May I take your hat, sir? Dennis Cooper: No, buy your own. [Talking to an elderly, ethnic man in a crowded place outdoors] Reporter: How would you describe the condition in the refugee-camp? Mr. Isaq: What refugee-camp? Reporter: Well, THIS refugee-camp. Mr. Isaq: This is my family picnic. Foto